insecurity guard


a private sector security personnel/ door supervisor (bouncer) who feels inadequate about his life choices and bullies the clientele/ customers he’s contracted to supervise. normally on their 200th cycle of anabolic steroids.

inflated sense of ego to mask their lack of confidence
dude 1: did you see the way he restrained and choked that guy!?

dude 2: all he did was take his top off
dude 3: yeah he’s an insecurity guard, they’re always showing off

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