Insert Child’s Name Here


what an organization puts in the place of a child’s name when printing m-ssive amounts of doc-ments for a body of children. often reflects the worthlessness of a seemingly honorable award.
1. congratulations! insert child’s name here has been nominated to be included in the “best children ever” book! please make a check out for $400 to see your child with other distinguished youths!

2. congratulations, insert child’s name here! you have received the good effort award, which is signed by george bush!!!!!!!(or a copy of his signature)

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