insta-bleeder


when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bl–dy mess.
tiffany: “ouch!..dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now.”
stephanie: “ooooooh! that one’s an insta-bleeder!”

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