Insta-bone
the state in which a sudden and immediate erection arises, so unexpectedly and quickly that chodal whiplash is not uncommon
boy 1: dude, how’d you break your nose?
boy 2: i saw ellen henson, d-mn that woman is so hot that i got a m-ssive insta-bone and it sprung up right in my face.
what i get when i see nicole kidman on tv
i pop an insta-bone whenever i watch eyes wide shut
1) a word for a phenomonally hot male
2)a word for the feeling you get when you see the aforementioned male.
3)a comical sighting of a male erection at an inopportune time.
holy cr-p look at that instabone!
todd gave me an instabone (female saying this)
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