insta-jizz
to instanly j-zz at the sight, taste, feel, etc of something.
d-mn, i saw that chick and i insta-j-zzed.
when something so spectacularly amazing happens that you just can’t possibly control yourself. pure euphoria, in essence.
waking up to that text message and lady gaga was just too much. it was instaj-zz.
when something so incredible happens that you lose control and instantly j-zz your pants
person 1: “dude when i turned that corner and saw that taylor swift poster i instaj-zzed”
person 2: “yeah because she is taylor swift!”
when something is amazing, you call it insta j-zz
jeffrey: this pvp gear is “insta j-zz”
adam: when i ate that cinnabun it was ‘instant j-zz”
noah: that m-ffin was “insta j-zz”
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