instabating
when one finds themselves scrolling instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.
my girlfriend’s iphone shows instagram is using more data than spotify and facebook combined – no wonder she doesn’t want to slam me at the moment. all that instabating has ruined her labido.
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