Instabrag


the immediate posting of self congratulatory photos on instagram with the sole intention of inspiring jealousy among followers. post often includes the phrase “are you jelly?”
did you see mike got sweet new wheels?

how could i miss it? saw his instabrag 1st thing.

dude, sounds like you’re jelly!

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