instabust
upon seeing a chick so hot, you instantaneously cream your pants. it’s like a super-fast wet dream, but awake and in public. often used in hyperbole since guys don’t actually do this, except lame–ss premies.
guy: dude, did you see how tight that chick’s -ss was?
guy 2: yeah man. i just instabusted.
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-as you p-ss a hot girl-
dude: instabust!
when something so good happens you cant help but creaming your pants instantly.
man when sean dockery hit that 3 as time expired over vt, the whole stadium instabusted!
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