Instadicted
to be instantly accused, charged, found guilty (and sentenced on-site) of something when you were in the process of actually helping somebody (or at least, in the thought process of actually helping somebody) and had absolutely no f-cking clue that the good you were actually trying to do would actually come back and strike you down like the actual hand of f-cking g-d almighty!
dude 1: oh sh-t dawg……i just got my -ss instadicted!
dude 2: what the f-ck you be stressin over?
dude 1: foo, don’t u know we ain’t supposed to be doing sh-t around dis hood cept maybe hangin at dis 7-11……i stopped off and hepped out my homeboy who was givin dis foo some act right who was beatin up his ole lady and bam! there it it: instadicted!!! at the scene. shiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!
dude 2: uhhhhh, daim foo………..i guess i’ll come visit yo -ss in federal prison den.
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