1. a person who gets real nasty real quick in the kickin it sense. “dat instafreak tried to stick his c-ck in muh face the first time i went to his crib”.
2. when a normally laid back person, for some reason, usually because some extra tasty weed is inhaled or some ballin b-ss is droppin, starts dance f-cking everything in sight. “that school teacher is usually demure, but the h-ll’s tahoe & 2live crew combo got her clappin dat booty like a instafreak”.
3. a way of descrbing an action that is exceptionally freaky that will take place shortly. “hey:) becky, im finda go instafreak on dat yella in the corner till he poppin. then, take him grocery chomping for lady gravy in da back of this club”.
4. the opposite of a gurl who will make u wait at least a fortnight before letting u penetrate her.
“all these boys wanna instafreak
no one’s out there looking for a boss like me
too hood to be good
too good to be too hood”.
5. a n-gg- who rubs his p-n-s on u when u obviously not interested, while ur jus trying to get a drink in a club (and look for a guy you want to rub his p-n-s on you). “hey, yo penelope, we gon hafta shift in this b-tch, i gotta stage 5 instafreak tryna rub one out on my leg like a puppyboy”.
i often find myself confounded, and yet strangely pleased and wet, when being presented with opposing phenomena in a rapid succession; things were all chill, then freaky, so i went instafreak, as well.
another word for contact lenses. her invisalenses sparkled in the moonlight.
- iphone nazi
iphone users who think the iphone is the only phone anyone should ever use. they defend it and har-ss others who are not iphone users. i walked in the apple store with my samsung and everyone looked at me like i had 3 heads. they’re all iphone n-z-s.
- item based player
one who is simply horrible at mario kart and only somewhat competes due to the help of items dude, your only good at kart because of items. item based player: someone who’s only good at mario kart due to items
the couple name from the tv show grey’s anatomy given to characters jackson avery and april kepner. did you watch that episode of ga where j-pril elopes?
- Jase Dean
jase dean is a british model who is hot, adorable, sweet, kind-hearted, a dog lover, humble and adored by all who follow him and know him. not only is jase dean hot but he is one of the sweetest people ever.