a girl who is very popular on instagram.
she has caught up among her friends and fans as an instagirl in recent days.
the shipping of jack barakat and alex gaskarth from all time low. see: unicorn. person: “do you ship jalex?” person 2: “oh my god, yes! jalex are my otp!” the shipping of jack barakat and alex gaskarth of all time low. these two guys have hilarious onstage conversations, crazy tweets, and have kissed on multiple […]
- j*panese burrito
when you get -n-lly probed by aliens after the long voyage i was given a j-panese burrito where a girl is giving a guy a bl-wj-b and then vomits in the process and continues the bl-wj-b nonetheless. sally gave jim a j-panese burrito the other night and it was sick.
(ja-kweef) 1. an extraordinarily loud queef. it derives from the phrase “giant queef.” 2. the expulsion of an extraordinarily loud queef. i heard her jaqueef all the way from my room yesterday!
the delicately balanced art of getting your c-ck sucked while taking a dump. silent stan made frequent trips to the toilet, but never when the caretaker was there, because that caretaker likes to give kloppins.
getting in trouble for a dumb reason john gets in trouble for telling someone to shush, he gets called a kn-balobikus.