usually attractive individuals, these instagrammers have migrated from vine after it’s collapse, and are hungry for views on their content, of which is usually comparable to human fecal matter. however, their emoji-caked videos are surrounded with “relatable” scenarios that appeal to a very large general audience. these scenarios usually include a female doing things that annoy a male, rampant stereotyping, and mostly (yet sadly) cheating or relationship drama.
the best way to repel such toxic individuals is to not watch their content. just don’t. also, do not tag your friends. they will hate you for -ssociating them with such content.
regular person: man, why do people watch these stupid clips? instagram comedians suck.
average prep-b-scent child: hahaha lol xd lit fam im gonna tag a friend lol
- hobbit rancher
hobbit rancher : an amish dude trying to hurd six kids without shoes at walmart. “they dress like hobbits, kids got dirty feet like hobbits , parents hobbit ranchers . d-mn that’s one of the best hobbit ranchers i’ve even seen!!!
- howl at the moon
when you blow in a chicks b-tt. i’m going out with jenny tonight and i’m going to howl at the moon so hard she’s going to start burping.
a f-cking gook, disgusting, crusty, and nasty. is ugly, and has no friends what so ever. if you ever see a victoria estrada in your life, prayers are being sent to you. your eyes will burn and melt to the floor, being that she is so ugly. her piercing voice will cause you to become […]
fapping while pooing. i am gonna go to the washroom and take a fapoo real quick to relieve myself.
- cyber bobbying
verb: to bobby (bobbying) yet their story is being shared digitally instead of verbally roberts’s cyber bobbying, again, get his attention or at least the bowl