Instagram Eyes


the way you see the world when you’re extremely tired or affected by drugs / alcohol. like viewing the surrounds through some form of lens filter (much the same way instagram works with augmenting images). the condition can also be identified by others who look at the person in question.
1. hey, check out bert, he’s off chops on lsd… definitely got his instagram eyes on!

2. oh, dude i couldn’t f-cking sleep last night. now i’m gonna have instagram eyes all day.

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