instagram model
an extreme selfie taker usually with a nice body, broke, with hopes of an athlete hitting them up in their dm’s to meet up and bust one inside them to get pregnant.
nfl player a: “yo, check out this chick! she’s fine af!”
-shows phone-
nfl player b: “bruh, that’s an instagram model. she’ll sleep with you either for fame or accuse you of rape in a couple years when you get paid.”
girls on instagram who photoshop all of their pictures, wear pounds of makeup and have 250k followers. they claim they’re models.
friend 1: you’re a model!? who’s your agency?
friend 2: instagram
friend 1: oh… so you’re an instagram model, not a real one
#instagram #posers #makeup #photoshop #model
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