an old lady who uses instagram like she’s one of the hip kids of today. these kinds of grandmothers do one of three things: post multiple pictures of the cookies she’s baked, stalk her grandkids by liking all their posts, or post pictures of herself taking selfies.
my grandma started using instagram about a week ago…she’s been posting so many pictures of herself, we’ve been calling her an instagramma
- geet geet greah
what white kids say to show the black kids that they can adopt there culture. evan do the thing geet geet greah hahahhhahahahahhaahh
a best friend “hi facehoe aka thaneisha ” “hi”
- laugh bubble
a sudden burst of laughter usually stemming from past funny events or current events. sometimes occurs during very awkward circ-mstances. garrett: dude, donald trump was just elected president. sage: hahahahahahaha! garrett: what the h-ll was that? sage: sorry, laugh bubble.
- grilling lettuce
grilling lettuce is used to communicate the smoking of marijuana in a low-key manner. dude: “yo man! what ya doin after work?” man: “oh you know, grilling lettuce.” -epic fist b-mp ensues-
- domonic ansley
1: a person who likes saying awe 2: a person with teeth of which trucks for a longboard can be fitted on. 3: a person who likes dating teenagers for which he can get arrested. 4: a person who likes standing around when others skate. john: aweeeeee tim: you’re such a domonic ansley john: she’s […]