Instalay
doing something (typically by sacrificing your manhood) in order to attempt to instantly get laid after the action or gesture. it usually involves taking a blow to your pride in advance in order to gain a “profit” in the near future.
jim : “hey man what’re you up to tonight?”
bob : “taking stacey to go see twilight man.”
jim : “in a normal situation that’d be gay but that chick’s banging. looks like you’re hoping for the instalay.”
bob : “anything is better than my palm bro!”
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