Instaleg syndrome


a neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. this may in some cases extend up to and including your b-ttocks and perineum.
hey dude, get off the sh-tter or your gonna get instaleg syndrome!

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