the act of stumbling upon someone’s instagram who you do not know and intensely -n-lyzing all of their photos all the while leaving no trace of likes or comments.
“the princ-p-l thought i was a good kid until she instalked me and realized i deal meth to handicapped veterans”
how women get during ‘shark week’ dang, that girl acting irraginal!
- jeremy birns
a s-x act where a guy with a huge d-ck resembling ron jeremy’s has rough -n-l s-x with a girl without lube, giving her a burning sensation in her -n-s. me and this girl were going at it last night and i gave her the jeremy birns. she won’t be able to sit for awhile…
- finding dory
the predecessor following the film finding nemo tm and will either be f-ck-ng amazing or suck major -ss crack dude: hey wanna see finding dory? guy: idk man it’s either gonna suck -ss or suck your moms -ss
- jesus nap
a jesus nap is where you feel like you’re gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you. after a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, i think it’s time for a jesus nap.
- joe bencel
one of the few founding creators of this marvelous website yo that guy joe bencel really started something great…. what a dude