instalk



the act of stumbling upon someone’s instagram who you do not know and intensely -n-lyzing all of their photos all the while leaving no trace of likes or comments.
“the princ-p-l thought i was a good kid until she instalked me and realized i deal meth to handicapped veterans”

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    one of the few founding creators of this marvelous website yo that guy joe bencel really started something great…. what a dude


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