instaman
a man who can instantly come into a womans life and provide her with emotional, mental and financial stability. a instaman instantly becomes obligated to pay a womans bills, take care of her children and household, provide all resourses without recieving any benefits other than s-x in return. he -ssumes all responsibility providing a woman with all she desires financially and recreationally.
tasha never had any stable income or potential husband and she always struggled paying bills until her life turned around instantly when he became her instaman.
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