instant breakfast
a blow-job first thing in the morning.
i woke up this morning and gave my girlfriend an instant breakfast.
when law enforcement suddenly (therefore “instant”) becomes aware — after the fact — that many previous murders, probably stretching over many years time — are actually the work of a serial killer (“serial” sounds like “cereal” = “breakfast”).
o’mally: oh my g-d!
drummond: what o’mally?
o’mally: instant breakfast, drummond!
drummond: are you sure? what cases are you talking about?
o’mally: come here. i’ll show you.
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