instant grassification


the feeling one gets the day that eight very tall pallets of sod are so perfectly installed all around your yard that you now have a gorgeous lawn whereas the day before you had basically a pile of dirt.
yesterday… a dust bowl. today a luscious fairway of a lawn… ahhhh…. the sweet sweet smell of instant gr-ssification……

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