instant gratification monkey
an imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.
often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
joe:hey don’t you have a really important project due?
henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through india through google earth!
joe:well don’t blame me i you end up flipping burgers for a living!
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