someone who often instant migrates.
these people seem to think saying something as simple as ‘bye’ or ‘cya’ before they leave your im conversation is too difficult, so they go without saying goodbye.
person #1: morning, instant migrator
person #2: what?
person #1: you instant migrated from our convo last night
person #2: so?
person #1: you do it all the time.
person #2: i cba to say goodbye. (person #1 walks away annoyed) wait where are you going? your just gonna leave without saying anything? i would never do that to you.
- internet-induced insomnia
the condition of becoming an internet zombie by surfing the net when you should be sleeping. as you enter this state it becomes easier and easier to come up with excuses to see ‘just one more link’. it doesn’t always fly as an excuse why you are falling asleep at work. “why were you face […]
- in the pantry
someone who has not realized, or denies that they are overweight. when someone finally accepts their fatness and admits it, they come out of the pantry. person a: dude, i’m just big boned. person b: so you’re still in the pantry i see.
- i oun break
a phrase used by individuals to describe an overwhelming level of laziness that renders them unable to perform even the simplest functions. often used by by one that appears to be on duty (i.e., not “oun break”), whose duties include (and normally consist only of) performing mundane tasks and also possesses an unjustified feeling of […]
- laters on the menjay
an extremely awkward way to say good-bye to a friend. from the incredibly hilarious movie “i love you, man” peter: i will see you there or i will see you on another time. sydney: that’s very confusing, i don’t know if you’re gonna come or not… peter: no, i’ll be there! i’ll be there. sydney: […]
- latex latte
the frothy creamy substance remaining in a used condom. i woke up yesterday and brewed a fresh latex latte.