instant native
someone who has only recently moved to an area and yet already considers her/himself (usually wrongly) to have a long-term resident’s familiarity with that area
“i’m in town for a summer internship, so i know for a fact that there’s no night life along u street.” “instant native, just add short-term lease.”
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