Instant Ninja


untapped involuntary -sskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

highly amusing to watch from a distance.
p1: “maaaan, what was that sh-t ?”

p2: “ergh. spider web.”

p1: “oh. hahahaha… instant ninja”

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