instantaneous orgasm
what happens to 12-year-old girls at the sudden appearance of robert pattinson.
john: how was your daughter’s birthday last weekend?
bob: it was going great, until the preview for that twilight movie came on. she had an instantaneous -rg-sm.
john: your daughter?
bob: her and my wife.
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