to become instantly pimped or made-over requiring no effort and reaping maximum pimpifications due to certain circ-mstances.
a.jane was instapimp slapped.
b.arnold recieved word from his grand father that he would be receiving a check for 25,000 dollars cash, rendering him ‘instapimped’.
- Muddy Napkin
an act of revenge: when seeing a person who has p-ssed you off or you otherwise don’t like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. then take the first napkin and wipe your -ss with […]
someone who is either wasted, not paying attention when talked to, generally slow. 1. g-d d-mn you’re muftn right now! 2. muftn!! 3. gg muftn! pay attention! 4. wow you were muftn last night!
- mulholland drive
to descibe the point in time where things go from making sense to non-sense. based on the david lynch film by the same name. as johnny talked to his friends he realised that they were no longer listening. this was because he had gone down mulholland drive. so-so docudrama timeline about fin de siecle hollywood, […]
- No shaka
a another word for “no”. can also be used as “no shaka… no” person 1: hey man, whats up? person 2: watsup? person 1: can i borrow some money? person 2: no shaka person 1: what? c’mon! person 2: no shaka no!
when nascar fans obsessively watch nascar events for hours & hours. “bill is watching the sprint cup race on tv. it’ll be hours before his nascarbation session is over.”