InstaThug
the term used to describe a person who talks sh-t and acts like a hardcore thug, gangsta, tough guy, etc., on instagram but in real life they’re the exact opposite of what they portray online.
in lamen terms: someone who talks mad sh-t on social media, posting thug pictures, flossing, but when you run up on him on the streets, he’s b-tch made and wont man up and shoot the one, or calls the cops, or runs away or flat out cries.
friend#1: jake talks a lot of sh-t on instagram dude, hes gonna get his -ss beat one day.
friend#2: na man hes just an instathug , he dont even leave his house… ever!!!! guy#1: yeah n-gg-, im in these streets son. errrday, thugging it and f-cking yo girl. come see me if you bout that life you b-tch -ss n-gg-!!!
guy#2: oh word?!?!? aight homie!!, we’ll see when i see you on the block homie.
3 days later……
guy#2: wut up son!!! we outchea now homie, this is my block lets see you talk all that sh-t now!!!! this aint instagram b-tch!!!!
guy:1: oh hey man, no i didnt mean all the sh-t on instagram, it wasnt about you man, it was a joke, my sh-t got hacked by china… (starts to walk backwards)…. hold on im getting a call…. “h-llo? hi, 911?, i need you to send a squad car, i think im going to get killed by a real thug, please help me im on 3rd ave and 47st street”.
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