instazone
a guy who is used solely by his girlfriend as her personal instagram photographer.
often seen holding a camera while his girlfriend strikes numerous poses and tells him which shots to take.
the next step from a boyfriend whose girlfriend is constantly taking selfies.
john came back from holiday having been totally instazoned by his girlfriend. he spent more time looking at her through a camera than actually enjoying himself.
i think i’m in the instazone. all she wants is more pictures.
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