merch man


old f-cker getting about dressed like tommy vercetti
mr merch man there looking like a vice city character

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    if your daddy gets around but keeps it in the family, resulting in brother-cousins, then you’ve gotta distinguish your real brother, who is your brother from the same mother. my brothers are jack, tim, tony, andre, jerry, thomas, phil, and jim… they’re cousins too, except jim… jim is my brother from the same mother.

  • drop a julius

    to take a sh-t. (sh-t > feces > caesar) dude, i’m have to drop a julius after eating taco bell.

  • aduut

    natalie’s definition of adult i’m 18 now legally an aduut

  • funded engagement

    n. a marital engagement under which the housing and living expenses of one fiance are covered by the other. no matter how good your proposal is, she won’t say ‘yes’ unless you agree to shack-up and make this a full-on funded engagement.

  • go sad

    someone, who is recognized for being pathetic and problematic. a synonym for this word would be the greek term “kilaya” “you’re go sad for that”


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