instinct boner
an erection that occurs when a man becomes tired, but is fighting hard to stay awake. instinct b-n-rs often occur during boring lectures or when driving late at night and will not go away as long as the urge to sleep persists.
origin: in order to protect their food supplies and sleeping families from scavengers, early humans evolved the process of instinct b-n-rs by frequently masturbating to stay alert while on cave watching duty.
i could not stay awake in cl-ss today. i had a huge instinct b-n-r and i spent most of the lecture trying to sneakily tuck it under my belt.
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