Instruvention
(in-struh-ven-shun n.) when a rock band holds an intervention as a group for another member who is consistently using an instrument on stage that is embar-ssing to the rest of the group.
this might include but is not limited to the use of a 6 string b-ss guitar, a drumset with two b-ss drums, a keytar, a double neck guitar, anything made by prs, a huge marshall stack, etc.
jeb: dude, we gotta do something about ron, this is the third gig in two weeks that he has whipped out his skin flute for a random solo.
clarence: you are right, get the guys and a 12 pack together. we need an instruvention… and we need it now.
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