Insultant
a consultant with a brash style for “telling it like it is,” even at the risk of implying that his clients are idiots.
consultant: so, in conclusion, my research definitively demonstrates there is zero market demand for your silly product idea.
boss to underling: where the h-ll did you find this guy? he’s more of an insultant than a consultant.
one who is educated in treating or speaking with contemptuous rudeness and obvious arrogance and paid for this service
insultant: “you are a spineless, heap of flaming dog poo and you are not worth the paper i wipe my -ss with.”
boss: “who are you and why are you telling me this?!”
insultant: “i’m joe’s insultant, here’s my card and referrals are appreciated.”
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