Intellectual Douchebag


n. a person appearing to be intelligent, posing to be helpful but is really an -sshole in disguise.

qualities of an intellectual douchebags: are people who complain about people who can’t spell or typo. a person who take their chat room role plays too seriously. a person who take their fandoms too seriously and shuns/mistreat people who are ignorant of their fandom and have a life. people who ruin a fun moment sprouting too scientific/rational knowledge in the wrong moment. a person who jumps into an argument (instead of minding ones business) posing to defend a person, which in actuality is just trying to fuel the argument even more.

attire of intellectual douchebags: unusually stylish, tailored suits, hip, flashy, always advertising their interests. sometimes wearing gl-sses, mostly buddy holly style

whereabouts of intellectual douchebags: chat rooms, coffee houses, mmorpgs, comic book stores, game stores, electronic blogs, political rallies, art shows, colleges/universities, music stores, literature events.
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