when two people (especially egotistical smart people) flirt with each other using their intelligence to debate a scholarly issue.
an example of an instance of intellectual grab-ss would be:
male professor: “didn’t you think nietzsche’s “will to power” was the most influencial work of its day?”
female professor: “heavens yes! foucult, sarte, and camus would be utterly unispired without it.”
- international gloryhole
noun: a gloryhole-type scene where a guy receives a bl-wj-b through a wall or fence that separates two countries. i love me some tijuana wh-r-s but the drug cartels & violence keep me from visiting the city. luckily for me the ladies are always down to do an international gloryhole!
- internet fairies
the magical powers that define when and if your internet will work for no logical reason. they are occasionally wooed by begging and/or excessive force to computer equipment (although the latter can also upset them beyond reconciliation). i spent three hours trying to connect to comcast and then suddenly the internet fairies smiled upon me. […]
obtainable on the internet. a: hey, did you get mr. harper’s worksheet? b: no, what’s the name of it? i think it’s probably intertainable.
- iranian bike ride
an iranian s-xual act, in which one person rides an exercise bike and pedals without going anywhere. while the cyclist is pedaling away, another person proceeds to fling diarrhea at the cyclist’s face with a spatula. the cyclist can pedal all they want, but they’re not going anywhere on a freestanding bicycle. maz jobrani may […]
someone you wouldn’t look twice at in the usa, but in iraq looks pretty fine, especially after the 6 month mark. this difference is exemplified by the numerical female rating system as adapted for use in iraq. in the usa, this system rates women on a scale of 1-10 where 1 is fugly and 10 […]