intellectual thug
a new breed of thug. the “intellectual” thug if you will. this type of fellow wants to break free from the gangster-shoot em up, f-ck this, f-ck that, grab some b-tches stereotype. he will try to impress you with his knowledge and skills in some area-usually music but sincerely emphasizes that he’s not aiming to perpetuate the stereotype. the catch: he will still have the same agenda as said stereotypical thugs-get rich and famous and have the women and glamour and is sneakily trying to draw you in with a “no games, playing it real” philosophy.
you can recognize said “intellectual thug” in the first few moments of a conversation.
scenario:
girl walking by “intellectual thug”
ithug: “excuse me sweetheart but i must be honest you are beautiful”
girl: “thanks”-continues walking
ithug: “i’m sorry, i’m not trying to be rude just trying to share some wisdom with you. i’m not all about that typical stuff. i didn’t mean to offend you”
girl: initially surprised by politeness responds “it’s fine”
ithug: “whats your name?”
girl: “insert name”-surprised by the lack of comments about body-becomes dazed and confused and is caught
ithug: “well if i could just have a moment of your time, i’d like you to listen to something”- and then will go into either a rant about state of life and how he will change the world or will offer a sample of music, spoken word or some other art form, will acquire phone number and continue to play intellectual until comfort level established and then the s-xual innuendos will commence
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