intellext
an intellext is a thoughtful, intelligent, and generally grammatically correct text message. it is similar to “s-xting” but instead of messaging about s-x, one messages about smart stuff and ideas. however, the intellext can also be erotic, if the receiver or sender is into that kind of thing. it is also a statement on how our current communication culture affects what we talk about and how.
an example of an intellext might be: i got your message about the book and am glad you are enjoying it. the philosophers are singularly p-ssionate and i find it interesting how unaware of their p-ssion they are, with the exception perhaps of nietzsche. by the way, i need to send you this guy’s blog if you’re looking to brush up – he covers all the philsophers in only 5 minutes each & i’ve always admired anyone who can break them down to the intelligible “here and now.” check it out . . .
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