when someone puts in no effort in the bedroom and you feel like you might as well be f-cking a dead body
“mate the s-x was so lifeless last night it was basically intercorpse”
the act of having intercourse with a deceased human being.
guy 1: dude, i had some amazing intercorpse last night!
guy 2: you’re so f-cked up.
the act of explaining how unlucky you were in a game (often in percentages with a calculator) it is a variation of the word salty -what was that luck, the odds are 0.048% for that to happen -man dont pull a kripparrian on me right now
- people shelf
a small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. also may be known as a sofa or a chair. hey, you got anywhere to sit? yeah, the people shelf’s right over there.
crazy, fun, spirited, highly-intelligent individual who everyone loves hanging out with. you’ll never find someone who doesn’t like a ferrisha. person 1: “you are such a ferrisha” person 2: “omg you are so sweet thank you!”
- fleeking out
when your fleek is on fleek just saw myself in the mirror. i’m fleeking out.
- post scrollaxing
going comatose after the m-ssive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps. dave: dude wtf r u? blake: f-ck bro idk! i was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the f-ck is going on! dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through […]