Interknitting


when a 20 or 30-something stays at home mindlessly browsing pages on the internet while his/her friends are out on the town, thus imitating the behavior of someone much older, p-ssing the time by knitting.
jamie didn’t come out to the club tonight, he’s at home interknitting.

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