Interlachen


a small town in central florida with literally, one traffic light, less than 2000 home owner’s, and no hope of economic growth. family’s who have lived in interlachen for more than two generations tend to take on a troll-like appearance (short, fat, unibrow, asymmetrical teeth ect.)
the interlachen football team has a loosing streak unsurp-ssed by any team, in any league. surrounding towns in putnam county (palatka, hawthorne, florahome, ect.) only visit interlachen to sell its inhabitants drugs. the most popular of which are perscription pills, methamphetamine, and crack.
interlachen high’s football team was on jepordy for having the longest loosing streak of any team.

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