Intermittentnet
intermittentnet – (in-tur-mit-tent-net)
n.
1. stopping and starting internet connection at irregular intervals
2. sporadic net connection – when your internet connection is lousy, recurring in scattered and irregular or unpredictable instances.
” f–king intermittentnet is so unreliable”;
“i can’t change my facebook status because of this f–king intermittentnet”
the thing you use to get in touch with your friends, buy things online, check the weather, and stalk your cl-ssmates…but it usually is down when you need it most. particularly applicable when you have a shady third party isp, like joe’s internet service.
i tried to im you, but i only have the intermittentnet.
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