internet balls
when you think you can sit behind your computer screen and write whatever you want, to whomever you want. these are not things you would say the person if you were face to face. that would require having b-lls when you’re away from your computer…which you don’t. internet b-lls are only obtained while behind the screen and keyboard.
“liz has internet b-lls. she wrote a long winded post about my wife being a drugged out zombie. i would like to see her say that stuff to her face!”
n. – the metaphorical “t-st-cl-s”, courage, that suddenly sprouts when you b-tch someone out on the internet in a way which you would not if you were face to face.
“dude, were you on facebook last night?! kevin grew internet b-lls and made himself look like a huge tool!”
people who are braver behind emails than in person
justin had internet b-lls when writing that scathing email, but when i confronted him in person and he acted like a baby back b-tch.
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