intern
a individual that agrees to corporate enslavement that forfeit the right of any unqiue identifiers (e.g. names, interesting facts, anything that would put them in a good light). interns have often been known to break expensive equipment by handling it inappropriately
bob: who said that?
sue: the intern
bob: who just broke this brand new laptop?
sue: the intern
the intern: i have a name
sue and bob: yes you do. the intern
company b-tch.
intern, go scan these 5000 doc-ments.
free slaves in the workplace.
slavery is outlawed by numerous international treaties and a proclamation in the united states.
poor innocent individual starting out with a whole set of impossible goals and naive ambitions that end up crushed under the path of some self-righteous menapausal b-tch that is dissatisfied with her own life and for getting an office -ss and taking it out on cute young girls that might actually make something of their lives and live their dreams…and work off the constantly invading office -ss
government -ss kisser
(1) a temporary worker who is employed to gain experiance/education rather than money.
(2) bill’s gal.
“the only thing clinton ever fell off of was an intern.”
a democratic s-m-n recepticle.
bill and al f-cked her intern.
people who are hired to do menial monotonous work that you couldn’t pay people people to do long term because they would quit or eat a .45 caliber. so they hire some naive college or high school grad to do it until they give up , quit, or eat a .45 caliber.
i got for an internship by a reputable bank expecting some kind of job training or apprenticeship but instead i ended up sorting mail for 8 weeks from 8 to 5 every day
a person who willingly becomes a slave to the corporate world because they enjoy getting abused and whipped by supervisors.
interns do not get paid but they do enjoy the occasional snacks brought to work by the other rich employees. (usually interns steal those snacks, therefore get whipped).
also see “office puppy”
joe: “do you need a slave?”
company: “no, we have enough interns!”
joe: “ok, call me!”
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