Internal Loss Prevention


internal loss prevention is a euphemism or a ‘dressing up’ of the very unpopular and much maligned security guard role.
meat: i’m in internal loss prevention.
paco: securiteeeeee! hahahaha
ravi: i’m buying your -ss a detective kit for your birthday!
meat: remember a little thing called rome?

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    contraction of the words “internet” and “idiot”. refers to morons who say stupid things on blogs, web forums, facebook, etc. “i don’t spend much time on web forums. all the internidiots out there drive me crazy.”

  • interpret

    it’s when you take something and make your own meaning out of it. the dress code says “we want to promote modesty.” i interpret that as “we want to ruin your life.”

  • Intershit

    to be used when your internet connection is either very slow or not working yeah, i’m having major intersh-t problems.

  • inversenary

    one who acts as a mercenary, yet does most of their work for their own group of country. he claimed to be a spanish mercenary, but he continued to do work for spain, making him an inversenary.

  • inverted starfish

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