International Relations


when you f-ck a foreigner.
1: where’s jimmy?
2: he’s got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: what?
2: international relations.
1: man, that guy is a true s-x amb-ssador.
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the ultimate easy major in college. getting anything lower than a ‘a’ in any cl-ss requires serious effort.
professor: “johnny, we need to talk about your coursework this semester in my advanced international relations 338 cl-ss.”
johnny: “yeah, what of it, sh-thead?”
professor: “well, for your first paper, you simply wrote ‘f-ck you, professor c-ckgobbler’ and drew a cartoon which appeared to be me giving a…um…bl-w j-b…um…to a buffalo. for your second paper, you submitted an actual photo of you having -n-l intercourse with my 15-year-old daughter. on the final exam, you wrote ‘i am going to brutally murder your entire extended family, seriously.’ in dog sh-t. then you did in fact murder them all.”
johnny: “so what?”
professor: “this type of disrespect will absolutely not be tolerated in my cl-ss. i’m going to have to punish you by lowering your grade to an a-minus.”
johnny: “no!!!! that’s going to lower my gpa so much!”
professor: “well, given that you have committed such atrocities in addition to your complete lack of ambition as well as academic ability, i’d say you deserve no better than a 3.98.”
johnny: “what??? how could you say such a thing? you’d have to be a severely r-t-rded quadriplegic to get a gpa that terrible!”

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