International Tongue Twister
when you take too many shots in a foreign bar and break away from your friends to make out with a foreigner. upon returning to your friends, you transfer some of that foreign saliva to a fellow american.
evan: “is that nicole and josh sucking face in the corner booth?!”
mike: “yeah brah, but rumor has it she just pulled an international tongue twister on him”
evan: “sick!”
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