Internet ADD
surfing an inordinate amount of websites in very little time.
jen: i saw you on facebook chat and i attempted to chat with you, but when i hit send, it said you were offline.
chris: yeah, i was only there for a few seconds, i got internet add.
when you initially go on the internet to do something important, but 5 minutes later you find yourself on a random website like urban dictionary wasting so much friggin’ time.
guy 1: “hey man, did you finish writing up those papers?”
guy 2: “huh, yeah yeah i will right after 1 more cat video.”
guy 1: “ugh, you have internet add.”
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