Internet Asshole


someone who’s an -sshole on the internet. this same person probably can’t get away with being an -sshole in real-life. most internet -ssholes are either too lazy or too r-t-rded to hold a real job.
man, that timmy kid is such an internet -sshole!
the internet -sshole or “h-m- internetus” embodies a wealth of factoids backed up with little to no life experience, a crippling sense of agoraphobia, and a mild mix of tourettes and aspergers.

these are all drawn together with a slight judgmental grimace as if playing the part of the worlds observer. pasty skin and a nasally tone are good compliments but not entirely necessary.
nathaniel is such an internet -sshole. a total h-m- internetus.

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