to act harder than you really are over the internet, or phone.
buster: yo holmes, im gunna whip you -ss!
casper: simon? i’ll meet you at west park on south central blvd and alondra.
buster: your not worth my time. or your not worth it.
casper: then quit wasting my time internet banging, leva! i got a bullet for you, next time i see you, punk chabala.
to make something smaller or insignificant in some way – really the exact same thing as minimize but shorter and better in every way. please try to minify the amount of water you use during the drought.
- mini masterpiece
when you really need to take a sh-t and then when you go to the bathroom you squeeze out a very small t-rd dude, i thought i needed to take an gigantic sh-t but it turned out to be a mini masterpiece
- internet black belt
when someone learns how to fight by watching self defense videos on the internet. person 1: b-tch, give me your lunch money person 2 you better watch out! i’m an internet black belt
usually said sarcastically about someone who must complete an apparently simple task all i have to do is teach simple slang words. why do i feel like such a miracleworker?
- suprise bush
this is a word that is used, by people with extreme intelligence, instead of ambush. -(thinking to self) hmmmm… a bush and umm seems to be a suprise or something, like an ambush but i think that suprise bush would sound much better…- hey i got it guys….suprise bush! -shake heads-