internet banking
1. using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. w-nking with -ssistance from the world wide web.
1. steve: the atm’s out, i need to check my balance.
dave: it’s all about internet banking, dude.
2. trevor: where were you last night, man? i called round yours like 3 times.
nigel: sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.
see barclays, but surfing the web.
sorry mom, i know casualty is on, but i need to do some internet banking.
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